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My favorite knock-knock jokes

November 5, 2010

My absolute favorite:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dishwasher

Person 2: Dishwasher who?

Person 1: Dishwashern’t the way I shpoke before I got falsh teef

Another good one:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dwayne

Person 2: Dwayne who?

Person 1: Dwayne the tub I’m gonna dwown!

Kind of a dumb one, but I like it anyway:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Scott

Person 2: Scott who?

Person 1: Scott something up your nose

Yeah, I love knock-knock jokes. Call me a simpleton (I also like state humor). I need to find a few more good ones to add to my repertoire!