My favorite knock-knock jokes
My absolute favorite:
Person 1: Knock-knock
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Dishwasher
Person 2: Dishwasher who?
Person 1: Dishwashern’t the way I shpoke before I got falsh teef
Another good one:
Person 1: Knock-knock
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Dwayne
Person 2: Dwayne who?
Person 1: Dwayne the tub I’m gonna dwown!
Kind of a dumb one, but I like it anyway:
Person 1: Knock-knock
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Scott
Person 2: Scott who?
Person 1: Scott something up your nose
Yeah, I love knock-knock jokes. Call me a simpleton (I also like state humor). I need to find a few more good ones to add to my repertoire!
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November 5, 2010 at 7:57 am
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
I think this one is from Sleepless in Seattle or something… but it’s my all time favorite 🙂
November 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Cute:-)!
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