My favorite knock-knock jokes

My absolute favorite:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dishwasher

Person 2: Dishwasher who?

Person 1: Dishwashern’t the way I shpoke before I got falsh teef

Another good one:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dwayne

Person 2: Dwayne who?

Person 1: Dwayne the tub I’m gonna dwown!

Kind of a dumb one, but I like it anyway:

Person 1: Knock-knock

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Scott

Person 2: Scott who?

Person 1: Scott something up your nose

Yeah, I love knock-knock jokes. Call me a simpleton (I also like state humor). I need to find a few more good ones to add to my repertoire!

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3 Comments on “My favorite knock-knock jokes”

  1. ina Says:

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    I think this one is from Sleepless in Seattle or something… but it’s my all time favorite 🙂

  2. Christine Laubenstein Says:

    Cute:-)!

  3. Nicki Says:

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